kelsey brannigan the wolf among us season 2

You're telling more lies than even August ever did! I learned magic from the best! You got your friends beheaded. You're no threat, I've slain dragons even bigger than you. When talking to the Big Bad Wolf, NEVER MENTION THE PIGS!! Emma Swan: I'll be sending this little bitch packing back to the Farm.Īll rapping comes with a price, so you better listen to this

I shattered Bloody Mary! You think you can do me harm? Like my cigarette brand, your show's just plain bland! Remember when your magic got out of hand? Knock you out in one blow, dropping verbal poison apples! You've been such a perpetual load in my pants since verse one of this rap battle. You've really let me down, like when you let your best friend die! Like I do to all villains, I'll be putting Fido down! Nobody has Faith in you! You're feared by everyone in town! Once Upon a Time you might've had a chance, but now you're done.

I'm a feriocious monster and bring more terror than the Wolfman,Īnd yet I'm still the hero, while everyone else is saving your can!Įveryone else does the fighting. We're a rip-off? Coming from this wannabe Wolverine? I can see through your lies, now I'll make this wolf cry! Mocking me for Frozen, when you interpretted the Lord of the Flies? When you went and did that ridiculous Frozen arc! Emma Swan: I'm jumping you higher than when you jumped the shark, Your show's a Fable rip-off, right down to all your magic. Thrust into to the real world? Fairy tales readapted? I'll shatter you like Prince Brandish and knock you off the 13th Floor! Your comic series is a bore, and you're helping out whores? You best head back North, before I channel my light magic. My rhymes are even sharper than the Woodsman's axe is. You're destined for failure, honestly.Įven Red's a better wolf than you, and she had to get locked up. This Wolf wants to challenge me? I face Big Bads constantly. Mirror, Mirror, with no fuss, now who's the Fairest between us? Magic Mirror: Harder than whenever Regina would crush somebody's heart. I'm crushing this so-called Savior who went and nearly turned dark, I'm more valuable on the mic than all those watches you took! I'm the Big Bad Wolf, gonna take down this crook! I'll beat this Beast to the beat, turning this swan black. A bird challenging a badass wolf? I suggest you turn back.

Kelsey brannigan the wolf among us season 2